It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling.

Jordan. 22. Female. Texas. Obsessed with SNL and 30 Rock. Tina Fey is my hero. My boyfriend is Astronaut Mike Dexter.
♪ I will never forget you, Rural juror. I’ll always be glad I met you, Rural juror. These were the best days of my flerm. ♫

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Tina Fey & Jason Bateman spotted filming ‘This Is Where I Leave You’ (x)

Tina Fey & Jason Bateman spotted filming ‘This Is Where I Leave You’ (x)

And they lived happily ever after.

9 Day Ship Challenge || Day 03: Kisses

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el tejón!

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